They're called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass Aren't you the guy who gets fan mail from Ron Jeremy?
What's a nice guy like you doing with a body like that? I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
An innocent swipe to the right can open a whole host of hilarity. We were beginning to get worried we would never have grandkids lol!
Tinder Lines are today’s cheesy chat up lines and boy, do some people get creative.
So creative that is our favourite lunchtime click and the brilliant Tinder Nightmares was set up in honour of the truly funny/dirty/sweet and downright awful with people sending in screenshots of the real messages they’ve received.
I check his profile every evening to see if he got a match. Our family is so excited that you two are together.
Boy is your name homework because I'm not doing you and I should be. But, 'quickie' has U & I together." Didn't you used to be known as John Holmes? I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.